dickspeightjr:

dickspeightjr:

what did hitler say right before he died

i did nazi that coming

just kidding hitler killed himself

(Source: caleb-denecour, via free-together)

onemanshighfashionblog:

isnt it ‘curious’ that Dumbledore is gay and his wand looks like anal beads

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genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

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getoffmybloghoe:

when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just 

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jpierrepontcriss:

my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home

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