May 2013
dickspeightjr:
dickspeightjr:
what did hitler say right before he died
i did nazi that coming
just kidding hitler killed himself
onemanshighfashionblog:
isnt it ‘curious’ that Dumbledore is gay and his wand looks like anal beads
genocidercyo:
clockey:
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
getoffmybloghoe:
when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just
jpierrepontcriss:
my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
3ridan:
do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were...
